He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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