i need an iv and a liver transplant
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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