I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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