How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The power of my boobs compel you
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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