My friends, they love my intelligence
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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