i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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