Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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