Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
