I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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