Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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