I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If that was your dad, he is hot
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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