These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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