I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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