Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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