i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think people are normalizing furries
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Randomize