If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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