Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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