I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
