Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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