she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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