Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I could have mohawked her pubes.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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