Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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