planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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