you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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