I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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