so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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