I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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