Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
