i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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