It's Friday. Sex?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Randomize
