I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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