I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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