Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
its not stalking. its research.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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