she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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