So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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