Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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