I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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