Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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