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didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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