It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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