just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Two words: blizzard sex
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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