Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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