Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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