weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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