sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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