It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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