just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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