pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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