I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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