Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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