belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There r osticjed everywhere
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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