love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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